Let's say, for sake of argument, that you like scooters. Let's also assume that you enjoy a slice of pizza now and again. Check, and check. Ok. So really, what you need is a pizza cutter in the shape of a P-series Vespa. Yes. Yes, you do.
Sadly, this is not available in the U.S. However, our UK readers can hop on over to the Dwell website and pick one up for your next pizza party.